An Aussie is sitting at a bar in New York and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
A woman sitting nearby notices this and asks: “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies, “I have this state of the art watch. I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman asks: “A state of the art watch? What’s so special about it?”
The Aussie explains: “It uses theta waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady asks: “So what is it telling you right now?”
“It’s says you’re not wearing panties.”
The woman giggles: “It must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The Aussie taps his watch and says: “Bloody thing’s running about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?”
It’s a fact:
It takes about 150,000 litres of water to grow and prepare a typical dinner for eight people.
Scarlett O’Hara’s real first name was Katie.
A person who is scoptophobic has an intense fear of being seen.
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