George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
"Bob."
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have three questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Kerry got more votes? And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue afterwards. When they resume George says: "Okay, who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand. George asks what his name is.
"Steve."
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have five questions. Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? What happened to Osama Bin Laden? Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And where's Bob?"
It's a fact
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook.
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