The Loove dress

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. 

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was  shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume  filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm  waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law  answered.

' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed. 

'This is my loove dress,' the daughter-in-law explained. 

'Loove dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear  this dress,' she explained.

'Every time he sees me in this  dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.' 

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed,  showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a  romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. 

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her  lying there so provocatively.

' What are you doing?' he asked. 

'This is my loove dress,' she whispered, sensually. 

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'

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