Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when an attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She says "I hope you dont mind, but i feel much luckier placing bets when I'm completely nude."
With that she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells "Come on, baby mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"
She hugs each of the dealers and then picks up her winnings, gathers her clothes and quickly departs the casino.
The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks the other "What did she roll?"
The other answers "I dont know, I thought you were watching."
Moral: Not all Irish are stupid, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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