A Mormon was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen filthy whores then ever let liquor touch my lips.”
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said “Me too. I didn’t know we had a choice.” | 
