1. The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
2. Dogs forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.
4. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A dog’s parents never visit.
7. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
8. Dogs can’t talk.
9. A dog is ready to go, 24 hours a day.
10. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
11. Dogs like to go hunting.
12. A dog will not wake you up to ask “If I died would you get another dog?”
13. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
14. If a dog smells another dog on you, they just think it’s interesting.
15. Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives.
16. Dogs just love to ride in the back of a ute.
17. If a dog leaves you, it won’t take half of your stuff with it. |
